Tomorrow I will finally be taking care of this. Finally. Don’t fail me now lmao.

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…

justt-stayy:

I don’t .. I don’t understand…

blacksquares:

entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in there…….. im very inspired by this

moldydrugs:

Is there anything better than pussy?

posted 5 hours ago with 1 note
As an example for pride bracelets, this is a genderqueer bracelet I made for someone at LAW a few weekends ago. :) I can do any pride color combination.

As an example for pride bracelets, this is a genderqueer bracelet I made for someone at LAW a few weekends ago. :) I can do any pride color combination.

posted 6 hours ago with 10 notes
Themed chainmaille bracelets, raising money for Toronto Unconventional/RVBTO!

I’ve been making chainmaille bracelets for about five years, and I’ve only recently gotten good at it. I am currently opening up shop again for them. I am doing themed bracelets and custom color combination. The themes include Disney, The Avengers, the four Elements, My Little Pony, Sexuality/Gender pride, and sports teams. These are small examples of what the color combinations look like! I only do a full persian weave as it’s sturdy and durable.

Yes I can also do Homestuck hemospectrum couple themes. :P


These are all the colors I have, and below are examples of bracelets!
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(Not pictured: Bronze, a shiny brown)

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They’re only $10, and I don’t charge for shipping because it’s like, a dollar haha. I ship internationally for no extra charge! My dad knows I need the money so he handles the shipping.

My goal for this trip is $500, and I am currently at $380. I have been doing dog sitting jobs but I have not been paid for one of them yet(I may not even receive payment), and the other one was canceled. I also make earrings and necklaces! Earrings are $5 and necklaces are $20, so if anyone is interested, please let me know! I’ve been looking forward to this trip since February so it would mean everything to me if I got more commissions! Thank you to anyone and everyone who checks this out.

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
Track Title: My currect mood is Church

#me #rvb

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

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